Updated: January 1996 (i forgot password until now)
My name is Patrick. I live in mom basement now but in 1995 I was in High School Math class.
I sit next to quiet kid named "Sato". He suck at algebra.
One day (lunch break) I have damage coin in my pocket. It was smash by bus. I look at it and I say:
"WOAH. Imagine if money was... electronic? Like in computer? I call it PATCOIN."
Sato look at me. He write in his notebook very fast. He ask "Can I see diagram?". I draw on napkin.
HE STOLE NAPKIN. (look at logo above!!!)
14 years later... "Bitcoin" release. Whitepaper? NO. IT IS MY NAPKIN.
I find this hard drive in attic. Metadata says 1995. You cannot fake metadata. I am lawyer also (online degree).